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Sunday, August 29, 2010

不能为她穿上 ‘嫁衣’ 请别脱她的 ‘内衣’

不能为她穿上 ‘嫁衣’ 请别脱她的 ‘内衣’

“拥抱 睡觉 不做爱 那么这个男人是真的爱她...”

偶尔和朋友闲谈,谈到爱 谈到性 他说他在网上看到这样一句话,“拥抱 睡觉 不做爱” 我说 “如果是你,你能做到吗” 他说 “ 能” 我,笑怎么能,真的能吗 如果能,他就不会和别人刚恋爱就上床,刚上床就分手了,呵呵。。。

他告诉我世界上没有爱情,爱只不过是对依恋和习惯的一种修饰 因为寂寞才恋爱 !
不聊了,话题结束,有些事是不适宜深聊下去的

回到家,却还一直想着这句话,我问妈妈“一个人在一切条件都具备的情况下,可能和自己心爱的人‘拥抱 睡觉 不做爱吗?’ ”妈说:"能"
我问:"有可能控制得住吗,那他还算男人吗?!"
时间突然停滞了几秒,妈妈转过头和我说"...那才是真男人..."


想到了一篇文章 。。。
和最爱的人在一起一定要做的十件事 !
其中有一条就是 : 抱着她睡觉,但什么也不做!

什么是真爱?
爱不是性 不是欲 不是占有
如果你真的爱她,你想的不是怎么去占有她的身体,而是会很小心翼翼的保护她,不让她受一点伤害,哪怕是自己可能给的,也不可以!

只有出于真爱,你才能真正的设身处地的为她着想。你才会在做每件事情前考虑到这么做会给她带来什么后果,而不是简单的想着快感,想着占有,想着满足。

读了一篇散文,觉得有一段写的特别美 :

"还记得那年暑假的一个晚上,我们坐在小镇河边的公园里,傻傻的聊到凌晨3点,现在想起来心里总觉得那时侯特别美好,在那棵桃树下,雨淅沥沥的下着,我们牵着手,我的手心里全是汗水,但我舍不得放开,我想就这样一直牵下去,雨水淋湿了你的衬衫,不经意间我隐约看见你湿透的胸口在夜色中象树上含苞欲放的桃花一样,那时候我真想抱紧你,深深的吻着你,但是我没敢,是我没有勇气,但我并没有后悔,因为那些美好的情节,那段朦胧的初恋将永远永远地印在我的心上"

... ... 看到这里你的心中是否也有涌起一丝丝悸动?

是否也想到了一些事? 是否也想起了某个人? 我相信真爱,但我只相信一次 !
任何人都是这样,心底总有一个永远也忘不了的ta,那些清涩的故事,那些傻傻的举动 。 。 。

一旦那份至珍的感情结束了,人就变了,变的无所谓了,变的世俗了,变的圆滑了,变的不再相信什么狗屁爱情了,你还会像对待初恋女友那样,小心翼翼的保护着她的第一次吗?! 一次次的控制着自己挑战自己的自制力吗?

不会的,有那个必要吗?甩了钱,一夜情有的是,做爱其实是件很廉价的事情,如果你把它的实质只当一种情感的发泄,那它比你给的价钱更廉价,一分钱都不值 !

如果你不爱她,大可不用考虑那么多,拍拍屁股走人呗,管她那么多,愿意负责任,我负,不愿意负,我走人 .没有处男膜吧,呵呵。。反正我不损失什么。

女人就是衣服,随便换,天凉快的时候,我都可以不穿,有了钱有了权还怕没女人吗


如果一个男人这样想了,是的,也许他可以拥有一切,但是----却永远无法拥有真爱了 !
和每个人一样,也一定有一个女人住在他内心最深处.只不过却也只能住在他自己的回忆中了,坐在一堆钱上的回忆中了
... ...

真爱来的不容易
我们还年轻有些事情不是我们该享受的,我们也承担不起请珍惜,爱护身边的ta
我们还年轻,学生时代的爱情相对于物欲横流的复杂社会是最真最纯的了,如果你真的拥有了一份真爱,爱是寂寞撒的慌 。

当你们相爱时,一定慢一点上床,别以为脱了裤子就是爱!如果这样都是爱,那么扣上皮带也就该拜拜。zuo爱容易说爱难~! 每个人都有初恋,初恋结婚成功率仅为千分之三!

  当下大多男人会在婚前有过性行为,然而和你发生关系的女孩子成为你的新娘了吗?   没有?!冲动的惩罚更多的来自于女孩子,怀孕、流产、痛苦、伤心......

  当你拥着心爱的女孩子的时候,你有没有想过,当有一天你离开她的时候,你还能坦然的告诉自己,我曾经是爱她的,她是完整的。我给了她完整的爱?!

  当你拥着初恋心爱的女孩儿的时候,望着眼前美丽的胴体,你有没有想过,当有一天你结婚的时候,你心爱的女孩子告诉你,曾经她有过..........你会坦然的面对她,告诉她,没关系,你依然是我今生最美的新娘?!而当你想起曾经的你的她的时候,你是那么爱她,而你没能给她穿上嫁衣,你却得到了女孩儿最珍贵的东西,你能没有一丝愧疚吗?   


如果你真心爱着她,请不要轻易解开你心爱女孩儿的衣服  

如果你真心爱着她,请不要轻易忘了你曾经的承诺!

如果你真心爱着她,请给她安全的臂弯,给她依靠!
  
如果你真心爱着她,请善待你们的每一天,让她幸福,让你们开心。
  

如果有一天,你将独自迎来日出和日落;

如果有一天,你的视线里再也找不到曾经的她的影子。

你却依然可以在你的天空里祝福远方的她过得幸福!

  因为,你给了她完整的爱!!!!!!!!

有句话:如果你不能给她穿上嫁衣,请停下脱她衣服的手 。

Looks,Brain or personality


Yes, I know people out there will say, "Why can't I have my cake and eat it too?" To start off, you can't have both, because once you've eaten it, you no longer possess a cake but a mass of flour, sugar, eggs and digestive fluid.




Anyway, let's face the facts. Either they're good-looking, intelligent, charismatic, or taken. (At this point, some jerk always points out that there is still the "none of the above" case, but let's ignore them.) If you're one of the lucky few, then you obviously don't have to make a decision, but I'm sure not everyone is that lucky.



As a guy, I'll admit that I lean towards looks. That way, our kids will be smart and beautiful.** However, the truth its once you hit sixty, all the women more or less look the same: kinda gray and wrinkly. Additionally, I'll admit I'd get bored of a girl who couldn't hold an interesting conversation with me.



I know I haven't quite answered my own question, but I leave it to you: which would you prefer and why?



**Yes an allusion to the Big Bang Theory.

For those curious minds: Yes both pics are of the same Becki Newton from Ugly Betty.

For those critical minds: Yes, I should actually have three pics, but *you* go and try to find a single pic with the same women as a beauty, a nerd and a nice girl

Saturday, August 28, 2010

How to Handle Being Suddenly Single

Doesn't it seem that dating was much easier when you were 18? When your biggest concerns were what to wear and if you could snag the keys to your parents' station wagon on a Friday night. It may be hard to believe, especially if you haven't been in the scene for quite some time, but today's mating rituals are not too different from what you recall. So what do you do when you're in your ThirdAge and find yourself suddenly single?




Dr. Carol Queen, a San Francisco sexologist, says, "It is important to acknowledge your own attractiveness and how well you're doing with your past breakup. Whether you're divorced or widowed, Queen stresses, "Don't rush out the door without giving yourself time to process this change in your life."



In a monogamous relationship, you and your partner both watched as your bodies grew, perhaps, a tad softer and less defined as they were in your 20s. But now you're facing the possibility of exposing this and any other insecurities to someone unknown and that can be a challenging hurdle to overcome. Queen says, "Self-image is really key in getting turned on to a new person. It's not the shape of the body or the look of the face, it's the way a person carries themselves, their confidence."



This is a key time to get in touch with yourself and really emphasize what you like about who you are because, as Queen explains, "we're more self conscious about our bodies than someone who is attracted to us. We are our hardest critics." The best way to overcome this is to realize that this new person in your life probably didn't know you when you were 20-something. They're attracted to who you are and what you look like today.



Queen's Tips for Dating Again



Accent parts of your body you feel good about

Be encouraging

Take charge in the bedroom

All that's left to do is to throw in that Barry White CD, dim the lights, and enjoy being suddenly single.

Friday, August 27, 2010

女人婚前绝不能干的傻事

世上最缺的也许真就是后悔药,每当我们寻寻觅觅的征战了许久,找到一个人许配终身,但随着事件的推移,会发现这样或那样的不如意。心里面明明知道“不听老人言吃亏在眼前”,但依然无怨无悔的“不撞南墙不回头!”结婚快五年了,想想和老公搞对象时妈妈的忠告,这时才明白老人的苦心。以下戒条,供正在热恋中的姐妹们参考!

  第一戒:不要过早的让亲家见面

  本以为,双方的父母见了面,走的近乎一点对自己是好事,其实这是天大的错误,彼此熟悉之后,会逐渐由于生活习惯的不同,产生误解,比较严重的就会谁也看不惯谁,最后难办的是你自己。最好的就是该结婚了,双方亲家再见面,保持在客气状态最好!结婚后最好也少见面!俗话说:“距离产生美!”

  第二戒:不要对未来婆家养成购物偏爱

  不能在结婚前的节日等太爱给婆婆公公买东西,但到自己家,对老公不做要求。长时间这样,就会逐渐让老公习惯的认为给他妈、他爸买东西是正常的事,形成女孩子嫁人就要以婆家为主的观念。我建议节日买东西时双方一家一份,养成习惯婚后才好办。

  第三戒:婚前不要过于热情的承担婆家的家务

  不要结婚前就主动承担做饭、洗衣、给老公洗衣服等事情,女孩子要保持一定的矜持,不然会让婆婆以为你对她儿子的在乎,或者你对她们家庭的在乎!适当的做一些,但不要太投入!

  第四戒:不要在婆家过多的谈自己娘家的事

  说着无意听者有心,不要和婆婆谈及自己娘家的事,觉得无聊就谈谈电视剧、谈谈时事。自己家的事,婆家越少知道越好!尤其是有姐妹兄弟,父母给谁买房了、谁买车了等等!日后当你们买房、买车等事情,婆婆就会关注,你自己是否得到娘家的资助了!

  第五戒:不用太早的和婆家见面

  觉得你们还行再见面。见过之后,也不要成天长在婆家,不然会让他们觉得你太在乎他们家儿子的关系,女孩子该端着点的时候就要拿住。

  第六戒:婚前决不在婆家过夜

  过早的在婆家过夜,理由同第三戒,有过之而无不及!

  第七戒:婚前发生性行为被婆家人知晓

  理由还用说吗!让婆家人瞧不起!赶上个事多的婆婆,你死定了!

  第八戒:大年三十去婆家过年夜!

  婚后有的是时间,现在还是多陪陪自己的爸妈吧!理由同第三戒!

  第九戒:学会说“不!”

  当婆婆在在言语上或是行为上有对你或是你家人不礼貌的时候,或是提出无理的要求时,及时礼貌的制止、回绝!不要一味采取忍让、回避的方式。明白什么叫变本加厉吗!当然自己要文明、有礼貌!保持淑女风范!不卑不亢!

  第十戒:婚前给婆家花钱太大方

  你要过的是长日子,一次给完,以后呢?举例说:这次小叔上大学没钱,你赞助个千八百,下次小姑也有事,你给少了,就麻烦喽。所以保持匀速发展最好

Thursday, August 26, 2010

My wife knows everything! The wife doesnt know!




Some people pick a horse based on their name. Wait until you hear this race call by Monmouth Park track announcer


The Tiger Woods story in a nutshell.Lol.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Could this be the dumbest forum post ever?

No doubt Amazon are keeping a close eye on potential developments in the market.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Funny Facebook

Sunday, August 22, 2010

For my 2001-2005 classmates

BBC weatherman shows middle finger



Poor Tomasz Schafernaker reacts to a bit of goading from Simon McCoy, only for the vision mixer to throw to him at the wrong moment. Priceless.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Employees in Their 20s: "Lazy and Unfocused"




Employers are asking job recruiting agencies to shy away from applicants in their twenties, according to an article in Australia's Courier-Mail. And although this news comes from an entirely different hemisphere, I think those Aussies might be on to something.

In terms of employee demographics, most recruiters think of workers in their twenties as part of a larger group—Generation Y. Definitions vary, but most people use "Gen Y" and "Millennial Generation" to refer to people born between 1985 and 2004. Thus, most Gen Y-ers in the market for full-time jobs are currently in their twenties.

Why are employers down on Gen Y? "Lazy and unfocused" pretty much sums it up. Bosses take issue with our work ethics (or lake thereof), not to mention our tendency to waste time checking Facebook and sending text messages.

These are certainly valid complaints—I wouldn't want an employee that wasted undue amounts of time engrossed in the joys of social networking. That being said, I don't like the idea of employers applying this stereotype to all twenty-somethings, thus preventing many an applicant from ever getting their foot inside the door. And some of those people, I'm guessing, know how to leave the Facebooking for after work.

I mean, think about how this news would sound if it involved employers shying away from a particular race, religion, or gender based on a stereotype. We wouldn't consider that acceptable, would we?

But even if twenty-somethings are part of Generation Time-waster, we've got a couple of bragging rights as well. In a companion article, the Courier-Mail identifies us as "highly skilled, well educated, technology-savvy and idea-driven." Not too shabby.

Are you surprised that some employers perceive Gen Y in such a negative light? What do you think about twenty-somethings' workforce capabilities?

Friday, August 20, 2010

Who?hu?Yes sir?Yassir?Kofi?Coffee?




This made my day

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Are you on the verge of quitting?



Well,i'm not very believe in god...
But certainly this video would inspire each and every human being on earth.

Never ever give up in your life.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

内向的人一般都这样······

1、自己走路会很快


2、喜欢黑夜,习惯晚睡

3、隐藏心事,喜欢一个人流泪

4、喜欢有口袋的衣服,否则不知道手该放哪里

5、习惯抱臂

6、习惯冷战

7、喜欢窗户,喜欢角落、习惯蜷缩

8、喜欢写字和阅读

9、莫名地孤单,无法抗拒的恐惧感

10、不爱说话或很爱说话

11、心事放在心底,有一个自己的世界

12、把笑挂在脸上,幻想自己是有安全感的孩子

13、习惯了沉默,在沉默中爆发或者选择灭亡

14、习惯了怀疑,却总是要把人往好处想

15、不相信童话,却一直期待会有个真正懂得自己保护自己的人出现

16、喜欢怀旧,之后感到深深的寂寞和恐惧

17、不喜欢一个人逛街可又总是一个人逛街

18、一点点事就胡思乱想,想到戏剧般的吓人

19、喜欢听慢歌,伤感的歌

20、会很用心地记下生命中出现的每个人

21、习惯暗恋,爱上一个人会全心全意

22、坐在电脑前,不知道做什么,却又不想关掉它

23、觉得世界上每一个人都不可靠,但却还是那样地选择相信别人

24、偶尔会有种想消失,或是想一辈子沉睡的想法

25、不喜欢等待,却总是等待

26、经常不经意的发呆

27、习惯活在过去,喜欢怀旧

28、总会把事情想得很长久

29、不习惯一个人莫名其妙地消失在自己的生命中

30、总是觉得没有人能把自己放在心里疼

31、容易满足,更容易受伤

32、喜欢伤感,甚至颓废

33、习惯保留自己,因为只有这样在离开的时候,心才不会痛

34、总有一种,被忽视的感觉

35、看似花心,看似肤浅,其实是在保护自己

36、付出的远远超过得到的

37、很固执,不懂得放弃,但一旦放弃了就绝不会回头

38、总是说着要离开,却一再为自己找不离开的理由

39、在别人面前笑得很开心,一个人的时候却很漠落

40、在陌生人面前很安静,在朋友面前胡闹

41、玩网游只是为了打发寂寞

42、喜欢下小雨时淋雨

43.、并不是所要的太多的回报,只要一点点就可以让我们死心塌地,可以很少,但一定要有

44、心情不好的时候,却喜欢听悲歌

15种越吃越瘦的食物

15种越吃越瘦的东东








1. 紫菜-除了含有丰富的维他命a、b1及b2,最重要的就是它蕴含丰富纤维素及矿物质,可以帮助排走身体内之废物及积聚的水分,从而收瘦腿之效。







2. 芝麻 -芝麻它的「亚麻仁油酸」可以去除附在血管内的胆固醇,令新陈代谢更好,减肥收腿就轻松得多。







3. 香蕉-香蕉虽然卡路里很高,但脂肪却很低,而且含有丰富钾,又饱肚又低脂,可减少脂肪在下身积聚,是减肥时候的理想食品







4. 苹果-含独有的苹果酸,可以加速代谢,减少下身的脂肪,而且它含的钙量比其他水果丰富,可减少令人下身水肿的盐分。







5. 红豆 -所含的石碱酸成分可以增加大肠的蠕动,促进排尿及减少便秘,从而清除下身脂肪。







6. 木瓜 -它有独特的蛋白分解酵素,可以清除因吃肉类而积聚在下身的脂肪,而且木瓜肉所含的果胶更是优良的洗肠剂,可减少废物在下身积 聚。







7. 西瓜 -它是生果中的利尿专家,多吃可减少留在身体中的多余水分,而且本身的糖分也 ,多吃也不会致肥。







8. 蛋内的维他命b2有助去除脂肪,除此之外,它蕴含的菸碱酸及维他命b1可以去除下半身的肥肉。







9. 西柚 -柚大家早早便知西柚卡路里极低,多吃也不会肥,但原来它亦含丰富钾质,有助减少下半身的脂肪和水分积聚。







10. 蒟蒻 -完全不含脂肪又美味,说到底也是减肥必食之物,原来它的丰富植物纤维更可以使下身的淋巴畅通,防止腿部肿得松泡泡。







11. 菠菜-因为它可以促进血液循环,这样就可以令距离心脏最远的一双腿都吸收到足够养分,平衡新陈代谢,排毒瘦腿就话咁易。







12. 西芹 -一方面含有大量的钙质,可以补「脚骨力」,另一方面亦含有钾,可减少下半身的水分积聚。







13. 花生 -含有极丰富的维他命b2和菸碱酸,一方面带来优质蛋白质,长肉不长脂,其次亦可以消下身脂肪肥肉。







14. 奇异果 -除了维他命c是它的强项外,原来其纤维亦十分丰富,可以增加分解脂肪的速度,避免腿部积聚过多的脂肪。







15. 番茄 -吃新鲜的番茄可以利尿及去除腿部疲惫,减少水肿的问题,如果是生吃的话,效果就更好

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Get up and walk it off and be careful of those ledges from now on.

Friday, August 13, 2010

USA SASA SAU UU 测验 - - 据说很准

动作1、两手直觉十指交握
  握好没,别偷看答案...


  A.左手拇指在上-->“U”
  B.右手拇指在上-->“SA”
  
  动作2、双手直觉交错抱胸
  抱好没,别偷看答案....
  

A.右手掌在上-->“U”
  B.左手掌在上-->“SA”
  
  
  将动作1和2的结果(共两个字)顺序组合起来,
  你的结果是?

这是日本的〔USAUSA~UNO SANO URANA)性格诊断,利用人类左右脑各司其职的特性,设计了简单的两个惯性动作,分辨出这个人习惯以左脑(主理性,语言,计算,分析)还是右脑(主感性,直觉,想象,创造),来做为解读讯息用的”接收脑”,还是决定怎么说,怎么行动的”传达脑”?进而了解一个人的潜在性格与行为模式.

动作1、两手直觉十指交握<显示一个人”接收脑”的惯用情形>
  A.左手拇指在上-->意思是接收讯息时优先使用感性为主的右脑(U)
  B.右手拇指在上-->意思是接收讯息时优先使用理性为主的左脑(SA)

动作2、双手直觉交错抱胸<显示一个人”传达脑”的惯用情形>
  A.右手掌在上-->意思是传达讯息时优先使用感性为主的右脑(U)
  B.左手掌在上-->意思是传达讯息时优先使用理性为主的左脑(SA)



结果分析:

  1、SASA女
  性格:无坚不摧的铁娘子:为人一本正经,给人精明干练的距离感,若跟莎莎女成为好友,则是值得依赖的好帮手,但成为敌人,就会非常难缠!
  恋爱:想太多的自我设限:交往前会想太多,对恋爱小心翼翼,不过很容易因此放弃,对主动告白的异性会难以招架,不过要小心反被聪明误!
  
  2、USA女
  性格:人情的好听众:散发出安心,温柔,善解人意的气质,是一个人人都想跟妳说心事的好听众,如困别人苦苦哀求妳,总是很难拒絶别人!
  恋爱:难以爽快脱身:虽然会理性评估对方,不过一但陷入热恋,就完全被感性主导,当热情不在时,很容易因对方对自己的依赖而无法爽快分手!
  
  3、UU女
  性格:直觉行事的侠女:热血又充满个人魅力,会突然失控大笑或大哭,但都是出自真心,因此颇受朋友喜欢,最明显的就是购买东西完全凭感觉,就算不实用或已有相同款式还是想买!
  恋爱:单纯的爱情至上者:以自己心理的感觉为主,不会参考对方或客观因素来决定自己下一步举动,若对对方很有好感,一整天就像春暖花开,如果对方疑似劈腿,也会惊天动地大哭一场,但也很容易变心!
  
  4、SAU女
  性格:阳刚味的大姊大:因为冷静观察与分析的性格,在同性之间很容易展现气慨与责任感,常常是女生之间的大姊大,但掌握全场之余又不失冷静观察!
  恋爱:有目标的下手:操控自己的感觉,能冷静分析对方是否适合自己,一旦锁定目标,就会用尽方法维持热度,虽然严谨以对,但内心总有一把不可告人的浪漫烈火!
  
  5、SASA男
  性格:超级理性的数字人:完全以左脑为主的男性,以步骤跟数字为行事的准则,总是条理分明,不太能察觉感情,所以会给人固执,偏执的感觉!
  恋爱:慢热专情的完美主义:会在心中描绘完美形象,面对真实感情却显得慢热自闭,一旦点燃热情后,就会持续专情,就算对方响应冷淡,莎莎男仍念兹在兹,从一而终!

  6、USA男
  性格:情义相挺的汉子:虽然看似冷酷,其实很重感情,会以直觉印象为出发点,然后再以坚决的步伐行事,就是那种看你顺眼,就会收你做徒弟,挺你的那种大哥!
  恋爱:不打没有把握的仗:恋爱成功机率很高,一旦确认对方也对自己有好感后,就会火力全开,不过爱得深,对女方的要求跟猜疑也很深!
  
  7、UU男
  性格:永远乐观的国王:因为相信自己的直觉,所以会显得自信满满,率直天真,坏处就是对不感兴趣的事,也丝毫不想掩饰,会显得兴趣缺缺甚至默不关心!
  恋爱:自我得意的攻势:很容易自我沉溺在热恋气氛中,不过太过率直乐观的个性,可能会误解别人对你是否有好感,陷入自我得意的陷井中!
  
  8、SAU男
  性格:智囊分析者:喜欢探求理与擅长分析,常是旁人意见的给予者,给人一种冷静稳当的感觉,不喜欢与人争吵,很能妥善地处理事情,不过难免给人距离感!
  恋爱:可能性至上:把自己喜不喜欢对方放在其次,反而以跟对方能否发展下去为第一前提,是个很适合爱情长跑或结婚的对象!

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

下‘面’超好吃哦!

Monday, August 9, 2010

小时候的我们....

白羊座小朋友


  1、世界上只有两个国家:中国和外国。另一版本:世界上只有三个国家:上国,中国和下国。

  2、听爸爸说调动工作,觉得是用大吊车把人调来调去的,很麻烦的样子。

  3、电视里人肚子痛的时候都是要生孩子了,有一次我肚子痛,跟妈妈说,我要生孩子了,晕死。



金牛座小朋友

  1、有一次大人们叫我去打酱油,路上我发现瓶子里还有一些剩的酱油,我还以为打酱油是按瓶算的(其实是按斤算的),那我岂不是亏了,于是一口气把剩的酱油喝了个精光。

  2、一直觉得很奇怪,为什么国家不印很多的钞票发给大家,这样大家不都有钱了吗?

  3、听老师说红领巾是红旗的一角,惊讶那得需要多少红旗啊,真是太浪费了。



双子座小朋友

  1、听说花生油是花生榨出来的,芝麻油是芝麻榨出来的,蓖麻油是蓖麻榨出来的……那婴儿油岂不是……想想都好恐怖。

  2、一直认为邮筒的下面有一个神奇的出口,信投进去之后会被一阵怪风吹向要寄的地方。

  3、总是看到别人结婚,就问爸爸你怎么不结婚?



巨蟹座小朋友

  1、妈妈说我是垃圾堆里拣来的,好担心妈妈以后会不要我,而且对垃圾堆一直深有感情。

  2、一直认为自己一天天的长大,爸爸妈妈就一天天的变小,等我长大了就可以照顾他们了,用过的东西都不舍得扔,奶瓶留着以后给爸爸喂奶。

  3、小学时听说男的尿尿到女的里面,女的就会怀孕,于是在游泳池里拼命尿尿,希望别人怀孕,后来才知道,不是尿……



狮子座小朋友

  1、一直认为世界是绕着我转的,除了我之外的所有人,都是为了配合我完成我的精彩人生而来到这个世界上的。

  2、小时候一直认为全世界的人都在北京,后来听说有人是XX地方的人,非常惊讶,原来北京以外还有人啊。

  3、地球总有一天会毁灭,而能阻止毁灭的只有我一个人,但我要付出牺牲的代价,一直在思索我会不会去牺牲,答案是为了全人类,我愿意!



处女座小朋友

  1、所有的东西都是地里种出来的,小孩子也一样,谁家想要小孩子了就去地里挖就可以了,残疾人就是因为挖的时候不小心铲断了手脚。

  2、每次想在路边摊买东西,妈妈都说:“私人的东西不能吃”,一直把“私人”听成“死人”,以为死人会从坟墓里爬出来卖东西,每次看到摆摊的老太太都绕道走。

  3、发现看书的时候如果离得太近就看不清楚,心里非常紧张,觉得自己眼睛出了问题,于是就一直练近距离看东西,终于近视了。



天秤座小朋友

  1、一直认为老师是不用吃饭不用便便的,直到有一天看到老师在便便,大惊失色,很不能接受啊。

  2、小时候一直以为动画片里的人都是真人,还很自卑,为什么有长的那么漂亮的人哪。

  3、小时候一个人在家,想看动画片,可是电视里在放新闻,又不会换台,于是对着播新闻的阿姨说:“别说了,我要看动画片”,后来怕阿姨生气,把电视关了。





天蝎座小朋友

  1、以前一直认为只有坏人才会死,后来知道人人都会死,伤心了很久,整整哭了一天。

  2、总是觉得灵魂可以脱离身体,不明白为什么我只能控制自己的身体而不能控制别人的。

  3、当演员好倒霉啊,演一部电视就死了,后来想明白了,他们一定都是杀人犯,死前最后演一次电视。



射手座小朋友

  1、听说了“情人”这个词,问妈妈什么意思,妈妈说就是朋友,于是第二天去幼儿园跟一个男生说“你是我的情人”,巨寒。

  2、一边嘘嘘的一边喝水,觉得这样可以一直尿下去。

  3、一直在思索,这世界要是没有了我会不会运转的问题。



魔羯座小朋友

  1、以为主席都是姓毛才可以,自己不姓毛,永远当不了主席,自卑了好久。

  2、看到毛阿敏唱歌很好听,韦维唱歌也很好听,觉得因为嘴巴大唱歌才好听,于是天天扯自己的嘴巴。

  3、发现正在读初三的姐姐上完厕所流了很多血,觉得很敬佩她,要死了还那么努力的读书。



水瓶座小朋友

  1、坚信这世上有外星人的存在,每次耳朵嗡嗡作响的时候,就觉得是外星人给我发信号了,晚上睡觉开着窗,希望外星人带我走。

  2、爸爸对我说,屁股本来是一个的,我生出来的时候被摔了一下变成两个了,为此,自卑了好久。

  3、听广播里说警察叔叔抓了十几个卖银的,很纳闷为什么不能卖银,每次上街都不敢戴银项链,怕被警察叔叔抓。



双鱼座小朋友

  1、自己是月亮上的公主,总有一天,他们会驾着宇宙飞船到约定的树下接我回去的。

  2、认为高级绘图铅笔就是神笔马良的那种笔,画的时候心里想什么颜色就出什么颜色,而且画完了还可以跳出来变成真的。

  3、认为书店是不赚钱的,每本书多少都印在上面了,也不能多卖。有时候书店会打折,觉得老板真是善良。

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Kura-kura Sabah song




Heard this song during my visit in Sabah,this song is funny man.haha.

Children Vs Adult

Work and work and work

Date Night Tips

Parents, if you can’t afford a sitter, is there a way to set up a rotation with three other families to take turns each week watching kids for date night?


Husbands, when is your date night? Your wife needs it. You do, too. Grace and I have enjoyed Friday date nights for about 20 years.

Husbands, don’t waste every date night at a movie where you can’t talk. Use the time to visit with your wife, draw her out, and study her like you do the Bible.

Husbands, plan out your date nights. Ask you wife in advance what sounds good, see what your options are, and make a plan. She’ll be thankful.

Date night killers: no plan, selfishness, laziness, letting technology keep interrupting, and doing the same old predictable thing.

Time with other couples now and then is OK, but if most date nights involve other people, there is likely an intimacy disconnect in the marriage.

Dads, moms who stay home all day with the kids need to get dressed up, taken out, and have some adult conversation with their husbuddy.

Husbands, what can you do to find some creative ways to make date night fun and endearing even on a tight budget?

Husbands, what can you start doing days or hours before date night to build the expectation of connection with your wife? Flowers, cards, calls, texts?

When life gets crazy, the kids are sick, etc. is there any way to sneak in a bit of a date night at home with say a soak in the tub together, glass of wine etc. after the kids go to sleep?

Sometimes sending the kids out to someone’s house and having a date night at home can be cheap and fun if planned right.

Men, you don’t pursue a woman to marry her and stop pursuing her. You pursue a woman to marry her and pursue her with more passion and creativity than ever. How’s it going husbands?

Men, you don’t need to understand women. You will be doing better than most men to understand just one woman. Date nights are to ask inviting questions, listen, and learn about her. It’s also a night to open up and let her do the same.

Men, if you don’t date your wife, someone else may eventually volunteer for the job.

Ladies, sometimes it’s a great gift to go into your husband’s world for a date night by doing something like putting on a jersey going to a game and eating a hot dog. His love language may just be hot dog.

Men: find a shirt with buttons, try two eyebrows instead of one, find a breath mint or 20, show up with a gift, don’t ogle other women, and go to a restaurant that does not have a spork.

(coming later this afternoon … )

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Yeah Baby

Thursday, August 5, 2010

现在的歌名越来越难改.......

1.王心凌 《愛你》


S.H.E 《我愛你》

Beyond《真的愛你》

李宗盛 《我是真的愛你》

言承旭 《我是真的真的很愛你》



評:愛你有這麼複雜嗎?? 乾脆叫《愛你愛到不行…》





2.董文華《春天的故事》

楊千樺《夏天的故事》

陳艾玲《秋天的故事》

馬天宇《冬天的故事》。



評:真是天天故事會啊,這些人大概都是從「小城」來的,因為「小城故事多」嘛!





3.成龍 《我是誰》

蟑螂 《忘了我是誰》

蔡依林《你是誰》

許志安《忘了你是誰》。



評:你們都需要吃點補腦的藥了!不然多打點麻將,據說可防老年痴呆。





4.蕭亞軒《一輩子做你的女孩》

龍梅子《下輩子做你的女人》。



評:不錯,成熟了!





5.朴樹《我愛你再見》

丁薇《再見我愛你》



評:不送……慢走.......謝謝再聯絡





6.蘇永康《男人不該讓女人流淚》

陳小春《女人不該讓男人太累》。



評:多麼體貼的小夫妻啊!





7.姜育恆《愛我你怕了嗎》

孫燕姿《害怕》

王力宏《不要害怕》

潘瑋柏《我不怕》

趙薇 《不怕》

郭美美《不怕不怕啦》

鄭伊健《怕什麼,什麼也不怕》。



評:真是人多膽子大!





8.王菲 《如果你是假的》

鄧麗君《假如我是真的》

蕭正楠《假如我是假的》

孟庭葦《真的還是假的》



評:能退貨嗎?





9.陳柏宇《你來自哪顆星》

王菀之 《我來自火星》



評:你兩個都不是正常人!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

一对情侣 同一天的日记 这就是男女差异啊!!

女孩子的日记:



昨天晚上他真的是非常非常古怪。我们本来约好了一起去一个餐厅吃晚饭。

但是我白天和我好朋友去购物了,结果就去晚了一会儿,可能因此让他不高兴了。

他一直不理睬我,气氛僵极了。

后来我主动让步,说我们都退一步,好好交流一下吧。

他虽然同意了,但还是继续沉默,一副无精打采、心不在焉的样子。

我问他到底怎么了?他只说“没事”。

后来我就问他:是不是我惹他生气了?

他说,这不关我的事,让我不要管。

在回家的路上我对他说,我爱他。

但是他只是继续开车,一点反应也没有。

我真的不明白啊,我不知道他为什么不再说“我也爱你”了?

我们到家的时候我感觉,我可能要失去他了,因为他已经不想跟我有什么关系了,他不想理我了。

他坐在那儿什么也不说,就只是闷着头看电视,继续发呆,继续无精打采。

后来我只好自己上床睡去了。10分钟以后他爬到床上来了,他一直都在想别的什么。

他的心思根本不在我这里!这真的是太让我心痛了。

我决定要跟他好好谈一谈。

但是他居然就已经睡着了!我只好躺在他身边默默流泪,后来哭着哭着睡着了。

我现在非常确定,他肯定是有了别的女人了。

这真的像天塌下来了一样。天哪,我真不知道我活着还有什么意义。



  







他的日记:



  TMD,今天曼联居然输了。

Sunday, August 1, 2010

10 Tips: How to Maintain a Long Distance Relationship

Maintaining a long distance relationship or marriage is not easy. Whether you have always lived far away from your partner, have been together for years and a new situation means a new long distance relationship or it's a young relationship to begin with, long distance is never easy. The important thing to remember is to take it day by day and confront the first signs that the two of you are drifting apart emotionally, taking the time to address them and fix them until you are back in the same house again.




How To Maintain a Long Distance Relationship Tip #1: Before You Go



Spend extra time with each other before it's time to go. If you're the one leaving, try to be as present as possible and reserve your worries about where you're going and stressors and issues there for the plane ride.



How To Maintain a Long Distance Relationship Tip #2: Use Your Resources



In this day and age, unless half of your long distance relationship is in prison, there's no reason why you can't take advantage of the incredible number of technological advances: cell phone, email, instant messaging, web cams, online photo sites. You can call and text each other unexpectedly, IM with web cams, upload pictures to an online photo site for your partner's perusal. And don't forget good old fashioned care packages and letters. Those now make more of an impact because they show that you made the extra effort.



How To Maintain a Long Distance Relationship Tip #3: Have a Schedule



If spontaneity isn't an option, then try to make sure to call on a certain time schedule or email first thing in the morning or get together for an online chat when you both have a break. If daily is too often to schedule, then make sure to meet virtually each week for an online game or to download a movie simultaneously and IM throughout.



How To Maintain a Long Distance Relationship Tip #4: Keep Romance Alive



Romance and sex often fall to the wayside when both of you are busy maintaining lives without each other there to help. You can offset this by making an effort, just as you would at home, to have "dates" via your webcams or make sure that your partner has a special memento to remind him or her of you while away. Unexpected love notes, pictures and sweet small gifts go a long way toward keeping the spark alive across the miles.




How To Maintain a Long Distance Relationship Tip #5: Plan Visits



If you can get away and meet each other for a weekend, a night, a day trip or even a few hours, it's a great way to give you two a break and a chance to reconnect.



How To Maintain a Long Distance Relationship Tip #6: Share Details



Don't just share the big things that are happening. Tell each other about the little things, as well, the kinds of things you would share if your partner were there every day. It will help keep you from feeling far apart emotionally as well as physically.



How To Maintain a Long Distance Relationship Tip #7: Ask for Details



If your partner isn't forthcoming about details of their day—who they saw, issues at work, if they're eating well or working out, if they talked to their mother or friends—then ask. Your interest alone may be enough to keep the communication going, and it's communication that's paramount when you're in a long distance relationship or marriage.



How To Maintain a Long Distance Relationship Tip #8: Share Activities



You can DVR your favorite shows or rent/download a movie and watch it at the same time. You can play online games together virtually. You can read the same book and talk about it. You can upload photos of where you are and have your partner do the same so that you can talk about what's happening with both of you. You can plan the things you'll do when you're back in the same house. The idea is to share experiences while you are apart just as you would if you were together.



How To Maintain a Long Distance Relationship Tip #9: Involve Others



If you have children, mutual friends and extended family, include them in the conversations. Share your partner with everyone—pictures, phone calls, webcam sessions—and help them remain connected to where you are beyond your relationship.



How To Maintain a Long Distance Relationship Tip #10: Plan The Reunion



The best part of a long distance relationship is when the long distance part ends. Have fun fantasizing about it while you're apart and make some of those dreams into a reality when the reunion happens
 
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